I put penguins on my nails. 🐧

Yay #cute #nailart #toes

Not totally sure what’s occurring in this picture of Belly…

Little cat likes to sleep on or against butts.

Oh no.

Did a little baking. 48 brownies with rolos, 48 brownies with mini mini Reese’s, 1 batch of red velvet crinkle cookies for a party. May be significantly fewer before the party though… #justkidding #questionmark #foodporn

I saw this in the vitamin section of a supermarket. If anyone can give me any information as to what the fuck this is and what it is used for, I’d be very grateful. #speechless #wtf #hornygoatweed

There was some dude at the airport picking someone up and this is what his trunk looked like. #doievenwanttoknow?

Hyperventilating from happiness right now. TWO purring kitties laying with me right now #heaven

I haven’t said anything about the massacre at Sandy Hook because I haven’t been able to find the words that express everything I’ve been feeling. Newtown is only 15 miles from my town. I passed two funerals yesterday. I am feeling very deep emotions but at the same time I am at a loss for words. Sometimes the best words come from those who can’t even spell them yet. These are by some of the kids at my mom’s school. They are brilliant.

You guys… #sosohappy #dinosaur #iamone

This generation’s Good Night Moon?

Count me in!

Fuck you and your “lolly-pops” #hatecrime #against #lollypoos #imean #lollypops #typo #lol #stoptaggingthings

Only my grandma would make nipple tassel jokes. (she got a giant back brace, not a boob job) #love #her