I want a chicken to love and cuddle at night.

Month

June 2011

I’m really bummed because I got a new computer that’s totally awesome and has this thing where you scan your fingerprint to sign into stuff but it only works with Internet Explorer, not Safari, which totally blows. 

May 31, 2011
#people #problems #stupid #white #run #on #sentence

My senior quote was “Remember, always wash your berries before you eat them, and always fly towards the sun” -Crazy Bird Dude from Hey Arnold. Congratulations, everyone.

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#since #everyone #is #posting #theirs #funny #quote #awesome #hey #arnold #bird #pigeon #man #sun #berries #berry #wash #senior
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hey...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on www.findersingle.com under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)

You dick.

May 31, 2011
May 31, 2011
#doctor #dr #pepper #soda #picture #funny #clever #pun #punny #lol #literal
May 31, 2011
#fortune #cookie #good #day

May 2011

May 31, 201143,544 notes
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When your friends make plans that involve money

sydneyleighh:

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LIFE.

May 31, 2011112,631 notes
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"Don't move, there's a bug on your back."

 

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May 30, 201196,357 notes
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#spider #spidey #spiderman #super #hero #subway #nyc #new #york #city #awesome #guy #money #music #saxophone
May 30, 20114 notes
#asia #elephant #funny #highway #sign #truck #weird #what?
May 30, 20119,528 notes
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