me at mcdonald's: chicken tenders
me at middle class restaurant: chicken tenders
me at high class steak house: chicken tenders
me at a million dollar restaurant: chicken tenders
I was so impressed with myself yesterday. I took a pee that was four minutes...– Robert Pattinson - BlackBook magazine (via eyesontaybert)
encephalopathy: urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
igotthecurseofcurves: ohyousillypotato: And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat. The blogger is a shy, docile creature… … that prefers the darkness… … and tends to be wary of the outside world. The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places. We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger… … but to no avail. ...