I want a chicken to love and cuddle at night.

May 21

IPHONE AND POSSIBLY OTHER SMARTPHONE USERS: when you message someone on Facebook, they can click a little balloon next to your message and Facebook will give them a map with your exact location and directions of how to get to your location. IF YOU DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN GO TO YOUR PHONE’S SETTINGS-LOCATION SERVICES-FACEBOOK AND SWITCH IT OFF. #spreadtheword #notokay #facebook is so #creepy

IPHONE AND POSSIBLY OTHER SMARTPHONE USERS: when you message someone on Facebook, they can click a little balloon next to your message and Facebook will give them a map with your exact location and directions of how to get to your location. IF YOU DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN GO TO YOUR PHONE’S SETTINGS-LOCATION SERVICES-FACEBOOK AND SWITCH IT OFF. #spreadtheword #notokay #facebook is so #creepy

Jan 15

I put penguins on my nails. 🐧

I put penguins on my nails. 🐧

Jan 04

Yay #cute #nailart #toes

Yay #cute #nailart #toes

Jan 01

Not totally sure what’s occurring in this picture of Belly…

Not totally sure what’s occurring in this picture of Belly…

Little cat likes to sleep on or against butts.

Little cat likes to sleep on or against butts.

Dec 31

Oh no.

Oh no.

Dec 30

Did a little baking. 48 brownies with rolos, 48 brownies with mini mini Reese’s, 1 batch of red velvet crinkle cookies for a party. May be significantly fewer before the party though… #justkidding #questionmark #foodporn

Did a little baking. 48 brownies with rolos, 48 brownies with mini mini Reese’s, 1 batch of red velvet crinkle cookies for a party. May be significantly fewer before the party though… #justkidding #questionmark #foodporn

Dec 28

I saw this in the vitamin section of a supermarket. If anyone can give me any information as to what the fuck this is and what it is used for, I’d be very grateful. #speechless #wtf #hornygoatweed

I saw this in the vitamin section of a supermarket. If anyone can give me any information as to what the fuck this is and what it is used for, I’d be very grateful. #speechless #wtf #hornygoatweed

Dec 25

There was some dude at the airport picking someone up and this is what his trunk looked like. #doievenwanttoknow?

There was some dude at the airport picking someone up and this is what his trunk looked like. #doievenwanttoknow?

Dec 22

Hyperventilating from happiness right now. TWO purring kitties laying with me right now  #heaven

Hyperventilating from happiness right now. TWO purring kitties laying with me right now #heaven

Dec 21

I haven’t said anything about the massacre at Sandy Hook because I haven’t been able to find the words that express everything I’ve been feeling. Newtown is only 15 miles from my town. I passed two funerals yesterday. I am feeling very deep emotions but at the same time I am at a loss for words. Sometimes the best words come from those who can’t even spell them yet. These are by some of the kids at my mom’s school. They are brilliant.

I haven’t said anything about the massacre at Sandy Hook because I haven’t been able to find the words that express everything I’ve been feeling. Newtown is only 15 miles from my town. I passed two funerals yesterday. I am feeling very deep emotions but at the same time I am at a loss for words. Sometimes the best words come from those who can’t even spell them yet. These are by some of the kids at my mom’s school. They are brilliant.

Dec 19

You guys… #sosohappy #dinosaur #iamone

You guys… #sosohappy #dinosaur #iamone

Nov 24

This generation’s Good Night Moon?

This generation’s Good Night Moon?

Nov 20

Count me in!

Count me in!

Fuck you and your “lolly-pops” #hatecrime #against #lollypoos #imean #lollypops #typo #lol #stoptaggingthings

Fuck you and your “lolly-pops” #hatecrime #against #lollypoos #imean #lollypops #typo #lol #stoptaggingthings