I want a chicken to love and cuddle at night.

Nov 17

Only my grandma would make nipple tassel jokes. (she got a giant back brace, not a boob job) #love #her

Only my grandma would make nipple tassel jokes. (she got a giant back brace, not a boob job) #love #her

Nov 16

What? Am I not supposed to sit here? Yes I am!

What? Am I not supposed to sit here? Yes I am!

Nov 15

#punny

#punny

Nov 13

See, the beauty of a smoothie is when you can’t pick one flavor over another one, you just get both. And in the end it’s like drinking magic. #strawberry #mango #delicious #magic

See, the beauty of a smoothie is when you can’t pick one flavor over another one, you just get both. And in the end it’s like drinking magic. #strawberry #mango #delicious #magic

Nov 10

What do you guys think of my new #shoes? #idbreakmyneckin8placesatleast

What do you guys think of my new #shoes? #idbreakmyneckin8placesatleast

Oct 29

Rawwrrrr #letsbeserious #imagenius #dinosaur

Rawwrrrr #letsbeserious #imagenius #dinosaur

Uh oh. Got ourselves a bad ass here.

Uh oh. Got ourselves a bad ass here.

Oct 28

I woke up this morning at about 7:15. My room looked like this. The whole room had an orange glow. I looked out the window and saw a beautiful sunrise. The colors of the sunrise were traveling through the jelly pumpkin things Reba and I have pressed onto the windows and it lit up the room. It was so cool.

I woke up this morning at about 7:15. My room looked like this. The whole room had an orange glow. I looked out the window and saw a beautiful sunrise. The colors of the sunrise were traveling through the jelly pumpkin things Reba and I have pressed onto the windows and it lit up the room. It was so cool.

Oct 18

This may be the greatest thing I have ever done.

This may be the greatest thing I have ever done.

Oct 10

Toy Story soup  (Taken with Instagram)

Toy Story soup (Taken with Instagram)

Oct 01

Oh my god. My mom just sent this to me. She said she found my cat drinking out of the toilet at 3AM. Silly AWESOME kitty. <3 (Taken with Instagram)

Oh my god. My mom just sent this to me. She said she found my cat drinking out of the toilet at 3AM. Silly AWESOME kitty. <3 (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 19

My favorite store just became my favorite-r because they have the same cat as me.  (Taken with Instagram)

My favorite store just became my favorite-r because they have the same cat as me. (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 17

Going out to eat #fashion #nbd  (Taken with Instagram)

Going out to eat #fashion #nbd (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 16

Friends and strangers, can you please tell me how this green lipstick goes on this pink?! #how #lipstick #wtf #nonsense  (Taken with Instagram)

Friends and strangers, can you please tell me how this green lipstick goes on this pink?! #how #lipstick #wtf #nonsense (Taken with Instagram)

Sep 08

#dinosaur #cupcake molds. Eat til you discover your dinosaur! (Taken with Instagram)

#dinosaur #cupcake molds. Eat til you discover your dinosaur! (Taken with Instagram)